Chartreuse's Epic Rap Battle - Radio Drama Trailer

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In the nineties, four ladies started a rap battle in a Manitoba correctional facility.

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This is their story.

Cuddles: 00:00:18

Hey girls.

Miss Minj: 00:00:19

Ah Cuddles , that was quick.

Cuddles: 00:00:22

Lady Ping Pong just has the best products.

Cuddles: 00:00:25

My legs are going to be silky smooth.

Miss Minj: 00:00:27

What you got there?

Miss Minj: 00:00:28

A new razor?

Cuddles: 00:00:29

Yep.

Chartreuse: 00:00:30

Oh yeah, yeah girl, you gotta have them razors. You know, you can't have them old razors.

Chartreuse: 00:00:37

You need them new razor, like a real sharp one.

Chartreuse: 00:00:40

I mean them old ones going to chop out your skin, you know what I'm saying?

Chartreuse: 00:00:43

Got to be new, got to be new.

Cuddles: 00:00:47

And I got a new toothbrush.

Miss Minj: 00:00:49

Yeah, look at that.

Miss Minj: 00:00:50

That handle's a bit pointy, isn't it?

Cuddles: 00:00:53

Oh, I hadn't noticed. Miss Minj: To be honest, it looks a bit like

Cuddles: 00:00:59

somebody sharpened it.

Cuddles: 00:01:00

You're right.

Cuddles: 00:01:02

That's so weird.

Cuddles: 00:01:03

It kinda looks like a shiv.

Miss MInj: 00:01:04

Yeah, you don't say.

Chartreuse: 00:01:06

Well, you know, it's always good to have a toothbrush shiv.

Chartreuse: 00:01:11

You might be brushing your teeth and out of nowhere, someone comes up and tries to cut you.

Chartreuse: 00:01:17

You know, steal your shit.

Cuddles: 00:01:18

Oh, I almost forgot.

Cuddles: 00:01:20

I also got this new comb.

Chartreuse: 00:01:22

Oh yeah, yeah girl.

Chartreuse: 00:01:24

You gotta have a comb over here too.

Chartreuse: 00:01:26

Can't have too many combs.

Miss Minj: 00:01:28

You know, the teeth on that comb look a little pointy too.

Miss Minj: 00:01:33

Almost like a saw or something.

Cuddles: 00:01:36

You don't say.

Chartreuse: 00:01:37

Yeah.

Chartreuse: 00:01:38

You know, that is true.

Chartreuse: 00:01:39

You could cut a motherfucker good with that shit.

Chartreuse: 00:01:41

I bet that shit cut right through bone . Cuddles: Now that you mentioned it, it does

Chartreuse: 00:01:46

seem a little sharp for comb.

Chartreuse: 00:01:48

Lady Ping Pong's got them good products.

Chartreuse: 00:01:51

You know, just last week I bought some pink flamingos off her.

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You know, they really spice up my cell.

Chartreuse: 00:01:57

Make me feel like I'm in the tropics...

Chartreuse: 00:02:00

tanning my butt cheeks.

Cuddles: 00:02:02

She always has what I need.

Cuddles: 00:02:04

Did I tell you I ordered a fondue set.

Miss Minj: 00:02:06

Cuddles!

Miss Minj: 00:02:07

Are you fucking serious?

Miss Minj: 00:02:09

Are you mental?

Miss Minj: 00:02:11

You've bought a whole bag of shanks and shivs.

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Chartreuse's Epic Rap Battle is an all new, serialized, audio drama.

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